Funny Messages

Funny Messages

1) boy:dress bagundi girl:thanqboy:lipstic kuda bagundigirl: thanqboy: makup kuda bagundigirl:thanq annayyaboy:aina entha chendalanga vunnav..

2) Sugar will disolve in water, thank god, u will not bath, otherwise i wolud have lost a sweet friend like you.....

3) Police: U R underarrest 'X' :Why.......sir What i did ? i'm just listening balakrishna mithrudu songs what's wrong?Police: It's suicide atempt case Come let's Go.......

4) Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass

5) BalaKrishna is remaking TITANIC with some changes.In d END he does not die but swims across d Ocean,with heroine in1 hand&.....TITANIC on d other hand

6) In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

7) A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

8) I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

9) Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

10) girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!